Jossy's Giants Squad

Name - Paul Colin Larking Brazilian name (see website) - "Larkão" Born - Ashford, Kent (9th December 1980) Nicknames - Pavlos or Yellow Car Favoured position - Left midfield or up front Jossys debut - v Premier Sports (15th September 2002) Occupation - Accountant Team supported - Liverpool First match attended - Liverpool v Sunderland (FA Cup, 1992) Player most influenced by - Within the team I have to say Dicko, but I think Steven Gerrard is amazing Worst player ever seen - Rob Cameron Best footballing injury - Kicked the wall once when playing indoor football (out for 8 weeks)

	If you could be anyone else, who would you be? Rob Cameron... and I would shave my face!
	Favourite films - Face Off, Titanic (...and Liverpool Season 2000/2001 !)
	Life on a desert island would be bearable with... Porn
	Any fears/phobias? Saints beating Liverpool, and spiders
	Most embarrassing moment - When I was out on the piss one Saturday I woke up on Sunday morning in a bush looking at a staples sign
	If you were an animal, what would you be? A cat
	A motto for life... "There are two mice stuck in a bowl of milk. One gives up and dies but the other one swims so fast it turns it into butter and walks out"

CLUB HISTORY Season Apps. Goals Yel. Red M.O.T.M. 2002/03 14 (4) 1 0 0 1 2003/04 3 (1) 0 0 0 0