Jossy's Giants Squad

Name - Francis Williams Brazilian name (see website) - "Francinho" Born - Reading (20th July 1980) Nicknames - Subtle-ness / Fran Favoured position - Left midfield, anywhere up the field! Jossys debut - v Premier Sports (15th September 2002) Occupation - Geo-environmental engineer Team supported - Liverpool First match attended - Aston Villa v Liverpool, 1989 Player most influenced by - Chris Lees, for making me join the team Worst player ever seen - My girlfriend! Best footballing injury - Sore willy after saving a shot with my crotch! Favourite footballing moment - Vinnie Jones grabbing Gazza's groin!

	If you could be anyone else, who would you be? Whoever is going out with Katie Holmes...
	Favourite albums - Power In Numbers (Jurassic 5), Travelling Without Moving (Jamiroqui)
	Favourite film - The Italian Job
	Life on a desert island would be bearable with... My mini, and my girlfriend (sickening I know!)
	Any fears/phobias? I fear my girlfriend... does that count? If not then brickies.
	Ever met anyone famous? Told Wayne Bridge to take a hike after being a drunk prat in Southampton!
	Most embarrassing moment - Being knocked off my chair by a punch in the face from a very attractive lady!
	Ambition as a child - To be an RAF Tornado pilot (...but did not have good enough eyesight!)
	If you were an animal, what would you be? A cat (...cause they're lazy)
	If you ruled the world for a day, what would you do? Make all women walk around naked, make alcohol free, destroy the film 'Titanic', and make Boy Bands illegal!
	What do you feel you bring to the team? Sunday morning hangovers, and the ability to chat up older ladies!
	A motto for life... "Don’t worry, be happy"

CLUB HISTORY Season Apps. Goals Yel. Red M.O.T.M. 2002/03 11 (5) 2 0 0 1 2003/04 2 (2) 0 0 0 0