Jossy's Giants Squad

Name - Stuart James Webb Brazilian name (see website) - "Stuildo" Born - Deal, Kent (9th October 1980) Nicknames - Webkin, Stu, Monkey Favoured position - Left-back Jossys debut - v Eddies (8th September 2002) Occupation - Graduate of English, Primate (fully evolved) Team supported - Liverpool First match attended - Dover Athletic v ??? (1-1 draw) Players most influenced by - Steven Gerrard, Gaizka Mendieta Worst player ever seen - Any Italian for their cheating ways Best footballing injury - Big gash on left leg

	If you could be anyone else, who would you be? Eric Clapton without a shadow of a doubt
	Favourite album - John Mayall's Beano album featuring Eric Clapton
	Favourite films - Bad Boys, High Fidelity, Training Day
	Life on a desert island would be bearable with... My guitar and a beautiful lady
	Any fears/phobias? I fear nothing!
	Ever met anyone famous? Ron Lobeck, Roger Waters, Phil Jupitus, Keith Chegwin, Barry McGuigan, Aled Jones, Martin Bashir
	Most embarrassing moment - Girls trying to tear my clothes off on A-level results day as I tried to play a gig with a blues band
	If you were an animal, what would you be? I am an animal!
	If you ruled the world for a day, what would you do? Pass a law that makes monkeys man's equal
	What do you feel you bring to the team? Body hair
	A motto for life... "Everything moves in circles so your chance will come round again"

CLUB HISTORY Season Apps. Goals Yel. Red M.O.T.M. 2002/03 15 (3) 0 0 0 2 2003/04 16 (3) 0 0 0 0 2005/06 1 (1) 0 0 0 0